Humorous Life Insights
Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your absence is noticed.
The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.
First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
And Here goes the last one !!!
Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot !!!
Winking and Stammering Problem
A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview goes quite well, but he keeps winking and stammering. The interviewer says...
The Pope and Donald Trump
The Pope and Donald Trump are standing on the balcony in the Vatican in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans toward Trump and says, "Did you know that...
True Corporate Meanings of ASAP
In corporate settings, 'ASAP' is frequently used to imply urgent, high-priority tasks. However, its true, often humorous, corporate meanings include...
A Million Dollar Golden Lighter
An Arab gentleman is sitting in a millionaire's restaurant in Dubai having lunch when a disheveled homeless man walks in and sits down next to him. The man says, old man? A million dollars? That lighter isn't even worth one dollar...
Unexpected Call From A Crush!
After many years her phone call came around 11:30 PM... very sweet voice, "How are you?"
I replied, "I'm good!"
She said, "Not sleeping yet?"
I answered, "No, not yet...
Door-To-Door Bible Salesman
My brother Darren, grew up with a terrible stutter. After highschool he was looking for a job when he spotted an ad for a door-to-door Bible salesman...
The Bizarre Treatment
An older lady visits her doctor's office, where she is seen by one of the newly qualified, young doctors. After about four minutes in the exam room, she suddenly burst out screaming and ran out...
Misleading Movie Title
Sunil Gavaskar recently went on an Australia tour where he was invited for the screening of an Australian movie named 'Gavaskar'...
Skilled vs Unskilled Labour
Paddy and Mick worked together in the garment district in Midtown New York and were both laid off, so they headed down to the New York State Department of Labor office. When asked his occupation, Paddy replied, "I'm a...
A Lawyer In Heaven
A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms. The Pope’s room was...