Winking and Stammering Problem
A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview goes quite well, but he keeps winking and stammering.
The interviewer says, "Although you have many of the qualities we're looking for, the constant winking and stammering disqualifies you."
"Oh, that's no problem," the man replies. "If I take a couple of aspirin, I stop winking and stammering for an hour."
"Show me," says the interviewer.
The man reaches into his pocket and, embarrassingly, pulls out a variety of condoms before finding the packet of aspirin. He takes the aspirin and soon speaks perfectly, with no winking.
"That's amazing," says the interviewer, "but we couldn't hire someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."
"Excuse me!" the man exclaims. "I'm a happily married man, not a womanizer!"
"Well, how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asks the interviewer.
The man replies. "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"