Wife: Honey let's play a game.
Husband: Okay. What's the game about?
Wife: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month.
Husband: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?
Wife, smile: Yes darling!
Husband: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: Are you ready???
Husband: Yes ready...
Wife: TURKEY.
Its been 4 HOURS NOW... The Husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird ??????? Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!