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Pappu Ne Gas Pe Pressure Cooker Chadaya... Selfie Wali Post Daali Aur Likha: Gharwali Mayeke Gayi Hai Aur Mujhe Chai Banani Hai, Cooker Mein Kitni Seeti Lagaun?

Friends Ke Comments:

Deepak Bhai: Oye, Cooker Mein Already Hi Ek Seeti Lagi Hai Aur Kitni Lagayega.

Prakash Bhai: Bewakoof Chai Cooker Mein Thode Na Banti Hai... Kadhai Rakh Kadhai.

Rajiv: Dekh Bhai... Pehle Toh 2 Ghante Ke Liye Chai Patti Bhigone Daal De... Uske Baad 1-2 Seeti Se Hi Kaam Ho Jayega.

Sumit: Yaar... Khidki Pe Jaa Ke Ek Seeti Baja... Padosan Chai De Jayegi.

Sabhi Answers Ka Baap:

Rahul: Oye Gadhe, Agar Biwi Mayeke Gayi Hai Toh Chai Kyun Pee Raha Hai? Bewakoof Daaru Le Ke Aa... Pee Ke Mast Ho... Aur Humein Bula Le, Seeti Hum Baja Denge.