Akashwani
Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.
Jab Banta PLANE me chadne laga tab aawaj aayi: Ye crash ho jayega.
Jab vo BUS chadne laga tab awaaz aayi: Yeh khai mein gir jayegi.
Banta gusse se: Kaun hai?
Aawaz: GOD.
Banta: Shadi ke waqt jab GHODI chad raha tha, tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya?