Banta and Flies...
Banta: Waiter, what`s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
Banta: Waiter, there`s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Don`t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get `em.
Banta: Waiter, there`s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Couldn`t be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Banta: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry sir, maybe I`ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Banta: Waiter, there`s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Banta: Waiter, there`s a fly swimming in my soup!
Waiter: Then we`ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading.
Banta: Waiter, there`s a dead fly in my soup!
Waiter: Yes sir, it`s the hot water that kills them.
Banta: Waiter, there`s a dead fly in my soup!
Waiter: What do you expect for $1 - a live one?