Clean Jokes

Teacher: Pappu, please tell me, what is India Gate?
Pappu: Sir, India Gate is fine quality basmati rice.
Teacher: What is Charminar?
Pappu: Charminar is a very popular...

Pappu goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that....

Pappu is 33 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren`t you married? Can`t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Pappu replied, "Actually, I`ve found many women I wanted to...

Pappu Bazaar Gaya. Waha Use Papa Ke Ek Purane Dost Mil Gaye.
Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ?
Pappu: Ji, Badhiya..........
Uncle: Aur Papa ?
Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya...

Pappu rings a call centre and complaining about his Internet.
Pappu: My internet is not working properly.
Officer: Ok, Double click on My Computer.
Pappu: I can`t...

Pappu met up with his close friend Bunty and told him that he had just met the girl of his dreams. He asked Bunty for advise on how he should proceed! The wise and experienced...

Pappu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Pappu: If you can answer...

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Pappu: Seven Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully....

Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai...

One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want a wife like...