Major Banta needed to use a pay phone, but didn`t have change for Rs.10/- note. He saw Soldier Santa mopping the base`s corridor floors, and asked him, `Santar, do you have change for Rs.10/-?`
Soldier Santa replied, `Sure. `
The Major Banta turned red. He said, `That`s no way to address a superior officer! Now let`s try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a Rs.10/- note?`
Soldier Santa replied, `No, SIR!`