Children Allowance
Banta ke 4 bachche the. Government ne elaan kiya: Jiske 5 bachche honge usko Rs 2000/ mahina diya jayega...
Banta ne apni biwi se kaha: Mera 1 beta meri girl friend ke pass hai, main usko bhi le ke aata hoon...
Banta jab vapas Ghar aya toh apney 2 bachche gayab...
Banta ne apni biwi se pucha: 2 bachche Kahah hain...???
Biwi: Jis-jis ke the vo le gaye. Tum ne akele ne toh elaan nahi suna tha...