Clean Jokes


Collateral Security

The other day I accompanied my wife when she went to the parlor for a haircut.

Reading a magazine in the reception area, I found an interesting article. I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy.

"Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said.

"But my Wife is here getting a haircut," I explained.

"Yes, I know," she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for."