Fart Personalities
Personality according to how you fart.
The intelligent person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbour's fart precisely the latest food items consumed.
The sadistic person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bed-mate.
The strategic person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
The antisocial person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The thrifty person: One who always has several farts in his reserve.
The foolish person: One who suppresses his farts for hours and hours.
The dishonest person: One who farts and blames the dog.
The nervous person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The scientific person: One who farts frequently but is truly concerned for the environment.
The unfortunate person: One who tries hard to fart but shits instead.
The shy person: One who releases silent farts then blushes.
The amiable person: One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
The proud person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
The vain person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.