Santa, Banta and some sardar freedom fighters were planning for a free Punjab.
Banta raised a point, "Oh..we`ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly one sardar replied, "No problem! we`ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we`ll automatically get developed."
All the sardars became happy on this very simple solution but our Santa did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn`t happy.
Santa replied, "OH! THAT`S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"