A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Andrew doesn`t appreciate what I do for him!"
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen chicken and he yelled at me about the price."
"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those chickens are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn`t the price of the chicken, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, `PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,` so I flew to Alaska."