Funny Translation

Santa english me fail hogya translation ki wajah se...; 1. Mein ek aam admi hu..
I am a mango man.

2. Mujhe English aati hai.
English comes to me.

3. Mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.
I belong to green pur thousanda.

4. Sdak par goliya chal rahi hai.
Tablets are walking on the road....!