Hilarious But True Answers

Interviewers ask routine questions to a candidate....

Q: Tell us about yourself ?
A: Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.

Q: What are your expectations ?
A: Salary.

Q: What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?
A: Staying awake after lunch !!

Q: Why do you want to join our company ?
A: Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home....

Q: What attracts you to our company ?
A: The receptionist !!

Q: Why you left your previous job ?
A: Previous company shifted office and they didn't inform me new address !!

Q: Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ?
A: Yes...but just don't ask me where I had gone...!!