Hilarious Santa
Pappu Ko Fire Brigade Main Naukari Mil Gayi.
Ek Lady Ne Call Kiya: Hello Mere Ghar Par Aag Lagi Hai
Pappu: Apne Pani Daala....??
Lady: Haa, Par Aag Bujhi Nahi.
Pappu: Pagal, Fir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge. Hum Bhi To Pani Hi Dalenge Na.
Self Confidence at its Peak...
Santa writes to SBI : My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank.
Santa Ne Blood Test Karwaya. Result Aaya A+
Result Dekhkar Santa Ko Bada Achraj Hua Aur Vo Sochne Laga Ki Saali Kamyaabi Tog Rag-Rag Mein Daud Rahi Hai... Phir Saala School Mein Hamesha C Kyun Milta Tha...
Santa Apni Shaadi Ki Saalgirah Pe Jeeto Ko Gulaab Dete Hue Bola: O Darling... Happy Annirversary!
Jeeto: Yeh Nahin, Mujhe Sone Ki Cheeez Chahiye.
Santa: Oh, Achcha, toh Ye Lo Pillow Aur Araam Se So Jao.