Hindi Punsters!
A brilliant set of Hindi puns:
1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mili, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICHKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
2. My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else. #Monday Blues
3. I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI them later.
4. Son: Rum Piyoge?
Dad: Oye Puttar 'Bacar'Di gal Na Kar.
5. If you eat fiery garlic pickle before class, you'll learn a valuable Lehsun.
6. Weight loss frustration... "Pran Jaaye Par Wajan Naa Jaye"
7. Saw a line of Hyundai Sonatas parked on an empty road. Asked someone there "Itna Sonata Kyu Hai Bhai?"
8. If Johny Depp does Devdas, there'll be Jack's Paro.
9. A daughter is the perfect child. A son is just a Beta version.
10. When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder..."Ye Kaahan Aa Gaye Hum, Yun Hee South South Chalte."
11. She is Libra I am Leo humari Jodi kuch Gemini.
12. Decided to go to a Italiyan restaurant Kyunki Woh Ghar Ke PASTA.
13. A daughter is the perfect child. A son is just a Beta version.