How to Find Inner Peace
Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete...
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started but hadn't finished.
Then I finished off half a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Black label, half a bottle of rum, two beers, 1/2 cream cake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how fabulous I am feeling now.
Please send this one to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
God Bless The Guru.