Indo-Pak war!
One taxi driver in Lahore to another, "Did you hear that the Pakistan government bought a thousand septic tanks?"
The other driver replied, "Yes, and as soon as they learn to drive them, they`re going to invade India."
One taxi driver in Lahore to another, "Did you hear that the Pakistan government bought a thousand septic tanks?"
The other driver replied, "Yes, and as soon as they learn to drive them, they`re going to invade India."