Marriage Announcement
"Mom, dad, sit down. I have something very important to tell you," said Samantha, upon her return home from college after graduation.
"I met a guy who lives near the college that I really like and we decided we are going to get married!"
"Oh Samantha! I am so happy for you!" gushed her mom giving, her a big hug. "I hope you two will be really happy together! I can't wait to meet him!"
"Tell us more about him` said her dad, `does he have any money?"
"Oh Dad! Is that all you men ever think about? That was the first question he asked me about you too!"