Clean Jokes


Miscommunication!

Shashi Tharoor gets a call from his Nepali watchman on the intercom.

Watchman: Ooh shabji, aapshe koi milne aaya hai. Andar bhej du ?

Shashi Tharoor: Kaun hai ?

Gurkha: Sharapova !

Shashi Tharoor: Yes Yes ! Jaldi bhej do !!

Tharoor sets his hair, puts on perfume while eagerly waiting for tennis sensation.

And then... gurkha walks in with Sharad Pawar.