Mr & Mrs Santa
Banta sees his buddy, Santa, in a bar and says, "You`re not going to believe this, but I`ve got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She`s wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won`t know you`re not me!"
Santa agrees and goes out to his car. They climb into the back seat and start going at it. A few minutes later, a cop sees them and starts banging on the window, shining his flashlight inside.
"What the hell do you two think you`re doing?"
Santa says, "Oh, there`s nothing wrong, she`s my wife."
The cop says, "Oh, sorry, I didn`t know."
Santa says "Neither did I until you shined that light in here."