Night out !
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending too much time at the pub, so one night he took her long. "What`ll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don`t know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of whiskies, then threw his down in one gulp. His wife took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out.
"Yuck, that`s nasty poison!" she sputtered. "I don`t know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you thought I was out enjoying myself every night!"