Not Easy to be a Teacher
TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin the sentence with Mangoes.
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!
TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own.
TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.
In English Grammar class: Teacher: What's the difference between "He cleans the plate" and "the plate is cleaned by him."
Student: In first sentence 'HE' is not married, but in second sentence 'He' is married....
Teacher asks a student: Please Translate the following sentence in Hindi.
There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.
Student translates in Hindi: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi.