Operator!Operator!
Santa in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Banta yarr,` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month.`
`Hello! Hello!` replied Banta, `I cannot hear you. The line is very faint.`
Santa repeated more loudly, `Send me Rs 500. I will return them soon.`
"I cannot hear a word,` replied Banta, `you ring me another time.`
The operator who was listening, interrupted, `The line is absolutely clear. Your friend in Delhi wants you to send him Rs 500.`
Banta snapped back at the operator, `If you can hear him clearly, why do not you lend him Rs 500?