Quit Smoking

Brandon, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Justin, and asks for a cigarette.

"I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking," Justin responds.

"I'm in the process of quitting," replies Brandon with a grin. "Right now, I am in the middle of phase one."

"Phase one?" wonders Justin.

"Yeah," laughs Brandon, "I've quit buying."