Rajinikanth vs Kattappa

Ek Baar Rajinikanth Aur Kattappa Ki Mulaqat Ho Jaati Hai.

Rajinikanth: Tumhe Pata Hai Mere Gaon Mein Light Nahin Thi, Main Agarbatti Jalaakar Uski Roshni Mein Padta Tha.

Kattappa: Mere Gaaon Mein Toh Light Bhin Nahin Thi Aur Hamaare Paas Agarbatti Ke Paise Bhi Nahin The, Phir Bhi Mai Padha.

Rajinikanth: Kaise?

Kattappa: Mera Ek Dost Tha Prakaash, Usko Apne Paas Bitha Leta Tha. Aur Jab Bhi Baarish Hoti Thi Aur Prakaash Bheeg Jaata Tha Tab Bhi Main Padh Leta Tha.

Rajinikanth: Kaise?

Kattappa: Gaon Mein Jyoti Naaam Ki Ladki Bhi Toh Thi, Uske Paas Baith Kar.

Rajinikanth Benhosh.