The Greatest Faith
An airbus with 346 passengers on board met with technical problems and as the message was flashed to the passengers, they started screaming with fear.
The Captain said, "Don't panic. I want to ask you. Who among you is the greatest believer. Who has the greatest faith in God?"
A passenger from the economy class yelled, "Myself."
Captain, "Are you sure?"
Passenger, "Yes, I am."
Captain, "Please stand at that corner and pray. We have a shortage of 1 parachute."