Third World War?
Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. Santa walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell?"
The barman says "Yep, thats them."
So the Santa walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
And Bush says, "We`re planning world war 3"
And Santa says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"
And Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman."
And Santa exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!"