Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!!
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: No.
Wife: Liar!!!
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: May be...
Wife: can u ever b decisive.
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: I don't know.
Wife: Are you blind?
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: Depends...
Wife: Oh you comparing me with some one else...
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: Silence...
Wife: Are you deaf?
There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.
For everything else there is Google....