Watch out!
A man walking down the street comes across two persons, in the midst of a fight. One seems to have the upper hand. He is sitting on the other belly, and with each punch he lands shouts "Chaddu ga nahin Bante!"(I won`t leave you, Banta!)
The person at the receiving end cries a bit and then laughs a lot.
Bystander: "Bhai Sahib ro kuan rahey ho"(Brother, why are you crying?)
The person below: "Dard ho rahi hai"(It is hurting)
Bystander: "Phir Haans kyon rahey ho"?(Then, why are you laughing?)
The person below: "Mera naam Banta nahi Santa hai"(My name is not Banta but Santa)