Where are You?
The Jealous husband: My wife, where are you?
Wife: At home love.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband : Turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...
Husband: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day...
Jealous husband: My wife, where are you?
Wife: At home love. Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: Turn on the blender.
Wife: (turns blender on) Rrreeereeeereeee...
Husband: Ok my love goodbye. The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him, "Son where is your mother?"
Son: "I do not know, she went out with blender...