Wrong Number
Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri.
Naukar: Wo Toh Sahab Ke Saath Apne Kamre Mein Mauj-Masti Kar Rahi Hai.
Santa: Hain!!! Par Saab Toh Main Hoon.
Naukar: Achcha!!!Toh Phir Mein Kya Karoon.
Santa: Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De.
After Killing
Naukar: Ab Dead Bodies Ka Kya Karun?
Santa: Ghar Ke Peeche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Phenk De Aur Bhaag Ja.
Naukar: Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimming Pool Hai Hi Nahi.
Santa: Oh Tuhadi Phen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si.