Extremely Drunk
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn`t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper...
Equal Privileges
A country club didn`t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement...
Water Landing!
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated...
What Do You Have?
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
The bartender says "What can I get you?"...
Severe Punishment!
A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had a big vocabulary. However...
Santa Ke Kisse
Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Bolta Hai: Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bheega Lag Raha Hai Saara Jahan Mujhe... Bheega-Bheega...
Santa Ke Kisse
Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Bolta Hai: Bheega Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bheegi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bheega Lag Raha Hai Saara Jahan Mujhe... Bheega-Bheega...
Ice Fishing
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win, they kept pulling...
Akbar and Dhanna Seth
Once Badshah Akbar` s army was engaged in a prolonged war. As a result his royal wealth ("shahi khazana") was nearly exhausted. He asked Birbal: How to replenish my wealth. Birbal: You can get it from Dhanna Seth...
The Interview With God
After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God. God asks Bush, "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers, "I believe in the...