Clean Jokes

How do you respond to your BOSS who calls you when you are at the washroom urinal and asks, "How are you doing?"
This is how the subordinate responded... I was under a lot of pressure, but...

There`s a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve...

Three girls apply for a job. At the interview they are told they will have to answer a question then explain their answer. Gwyneth goes first and is shown a cauliflower, a potato and a knife. She is then asked which one...

A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient`s throat...

An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out for a suitable job in his stream. He attended several exams and many personal interviews, only to be rejected. Being fed up after so many months of his job hunt...

Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: Why do their wives, who accept them just as...

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man...

This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don`t you save...

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice, "I know we have been married for...