For The House
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs...
A World Without Men
A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won`t go to church with me, I think he`s going to go to Hell."
This led to talk around the table...
Luckiest Day!
The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to...
Smart Business Strategy
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said...
A Brief History of India
The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Darao. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from...
Sugar Tongs
Lady Crofton-Smythe was giving an upper-crust party, and had hired Lena, a girl recently come to London from County Cork, as a maid. As Lena was setting up the tea service, Lady C-S told her to be certain that there were sugar...
Rich Girls
Q: How do you tickle a Rich Girl?
A: Gucci... Gucci... Gucci...
Q: How does a Rich Girl far?
A: Pradaaaa...!!!
Q: How does a Rich Girl Curse?
A: Oh Teri Fendi...
Wife's Expecting
A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife`s expecting."
"Oh..." said the CO, "I understand...
Wearing Seatbelt Incorrectly
A woman who was driving down the highway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren. She didn`t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quietly...
Salary Negotiation
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this firm for over ten years...