Bottle Caps
A man walks into a restaurant and explains to the manager that he`s from the mental hospital up the street. He says he would like to bring a group of the better-adjusted patients in for a meal, as part of their socialization...
Hilarious Test Answers
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it`s brother...
Gold Watch!
A judge was instructing the jury that because a witness changed his statement after giving it to the police, he should not necessarily be regarded as untruthful. "For example," the judge said, "When I entered my chambers today...
In continuation of what Rishi Kapoor said...
Dear Jovial John,
Welcome Home !
Get off at Indira Gandhi International airport. Tell the driver to take Mahatma Gandhi road and turn left on Nehru road...
Cleaning Chickens
Third grade teacher Miss Crabtree said to little Johnny, "You`re late again, Johnny, for the third time this month."
Little Johnny said, "It`s not my fault, Miss Crabtree. The reason I`m three hours late is...
Imported Perfumes
Once Jeeto was riding in a fancy hotel`s elevator. On the second floor, a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She smoothed down the skirt of her hot pink dress, looks down at...
First Date Proposal
Pappu walks into a bookstore. Not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book with a very interesting title: Dating for the New Millennium...
Santa-Pappu Jokes
Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya. Logon Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha: Arey Tum Toh Bade Seedhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kar Diya? Sher Gusse Se Bola...
Old Age Crisis
Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said Ruth, the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens....
Cheque Aaya Re!
Ek Badi Hi Sundar Mahila Aksar Is Private Bank Mei Aaya Karti Thai. Is Bank Ke Sabhi Male Employees Us Mahila Ki Khoobsurati Se Bade Prabahavit The Aur Use Dekhne Ka Koi Mauka Haath Se Jaane Nahin Dete The...