Apple vs Windows
Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY:
"Don`t ever fart here;
the smell will stay for ages.
We don`t have Windows!"
And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises... "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday`s half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages."
Sasural Hai Ya Ghar ?
Ek Ladki Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hui. Bahu Ka Mann Udaas Na Ho Issliye Sab Gharwaalo Ne Socha Uska Khaas Khayal Rakhenge. Subah-Subah Hi Sasur Bole: Aaj Se Tum Meri Bahu Nahi Beti Ho. Shaam Ko Saas Boli: Aaj Se...
Clerk Ka Kamaal
Thekedar Se Setting Ho Jaane Ke Baad Clerk Ne Sahab Ko Bata Kar File Rakhi. Sahab Ne Likha "Approved".
Do Din Baad Thekedar Apne Vaade Se Mukar Gaya. Clerk Ne Sahab Ko Bataya. Sahab Bole...
One Eared Admiral
A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn`t physically impaired he remained in the Navy and eventually...
Laws of Life
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until...
The Best Dressed Mom
Jennifer`s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parents` nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother...
Fart Personalities
Personality according to how you fart.
The intelligent person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbour`s fart precisely the latest food items consumed...
A Good Looking Horse!
A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale.
"Afraid not," said the farmer...
With Age Comes Wisdom
An 86 year-old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up!"
He looked around...
Gotta Love this Cop!
A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know...