I Presume
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression "I presume." One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed...
Saying Thanks in Spanish
The cowboy sat on a stool drinking a beer as the Mexican, also dressed in western garb, sat next to him. There was a slight nod as they looked at each other. Soon the cowboy ordered another and bought one for the Mexican...
The Nagging Wife
Pati-Pani Car Se Ek Shaadi Attend Karne Jaa Rahe The. Raaste Mein Car Puncture Hi Gayi... Bechaara Pati Utara Aur Tyre Badalne Ke Kaam Mein Lag Gaya. Patni Bhi Utri Aur Utarte Hi Apne Pati ko Ulta-Seedha Bolne Lagi...
ATM Instructions for Men & Women
ATM Mein Aapka Swagat Hai.
1. Apna Card Nikalein Aur ATM Mein Insert Karein.
2. Apna Card Bahar Nikalein.
3. Ab Apna PIN Number Type Karein...
Best Credit Card Offers?
A lady got a call from a bank.... Hello Mam! We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!
1. No annual charges.
2. No interest on balance for three months...
Son of a Bitch Fish!!!
The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch."
Son, I`m a priest. Your language...
Police Wale Ki Jyadti
Ek Ladke Ko Ek Police Wale Ke Saath Gaali-Galauch Aur Maar-Peet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Magistrate Ke Saamne Pesh Kiya Gaya. Magistrate: Kya Hua Tha?
Yuvak: Janaab, Mein Telephone Booth Mein Hi Shaantipurn...
Most Obedient
There was a father who called his 5 small children together. As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to...
Who's The Boss?
Ek Baar Pati Aur Patni Ke Beech Kisi Baat Ko Lekar Jhagda Ho Gaya, Bahut Behas Hui Aur Baat Maar-Peet Tak Aa Pahunchi. Jaise Hi Patni Belan Lekar Pati Pe Jhapati Toh Usne Bhi Gazab Ke Reflexes Dikhaye Aur...
Bring on Your Rats
The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads had his place overrun by rats, and the damage was such that he offered a hundred dollars reward to anyone who would rid him of the pests. A disreputable-appearing person...