Clean Jokes

Boss Ne Ek Chulbuli, Nihayat Hi Khoobsurat Aur Hot Ladki Ko Apni Secretary Ke Kaam Pe Rakh Liya Lekin 10 Din Ke Baad Hi Boss Ne 11th Floor Se Kood Ke Suicide Kar Liya. Inspector: Kamre Mein Us Waqt...

A woman brought a very limp duck in to Dr. Santa, a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the duck`s chest. After a moment or two, Santa shook his head...

Ek Din TV Par Sharabi Film Dekhte Huye Patni Boli: Amitabh Bachchan Kitna Achchha Actor Hai... Sharab Na Peekar Bhi Piye Huye Kee Kitni Achchhi Acting Karta Hai! Yeh Sunkar Main Sochne Laga: Ab Is Pagli Ko...

Pappu Apne Flat Mein Akela Rehta tha. Ek Din Shaam Ko Vo Apni Car Mein Bazaar Mein Ghoom Rahaa Tha Ki Tabhi Uski Ek Hot Colleague Ka Message Aaya, Jismein Likha Tha: Mummy-Papa Baahar Gaye...

Pappu Ko Ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Isi Chakkar Meine Vo Daily Us Ladki Ko Subah Uske Office Drop Karne Jaata Aur Phir Shaam Ko Use Office Se Pick Karke Uske Ghar Chhod Ke Aata Tha. Ek Din Ladki Dukhi Hokar Boli...

Once a lady decides to celebrate her birthday by staying at a Luxury hotel. The next day when thelady is checking out of the hotel, they give her a bill for $250. She is taken aback looking at the bill and starts...

Girl`s Status: In Temple
Comments:
Boy1: Jai Mata Di.
Boy2: Mere Liye Bhi Prasad Lana.
Boy3: Wow Nyc.
Boy`s Status: In Temple...

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my...

Mulla Nasruddin borrowed a pot from his friend. The next day, he gave the friend back the pot, plus another smaller pot. The friend looked at the small pot, and said, "What`s that?"
"Your pot gave birth while I had it...

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman...