Clean Jokes

Pappu Ko Fire Brigade Main Naukari Mil Gayi.
Ek Lady Ne Call Kiya: Hello Mere Ghar Par Aag Lagi Hai
Pappu: Apne Pani Daala....??
Lady: Haa, Par Aag Bujhi Nahi....

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, they...

Albert Einstein`s wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work.
"Why should I?" he would invariably argue. "Everyone knows me there...."
When the time came for Einstein to attend his first...

An Italian tourist asks a blond man: Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?
To which the blonde man replies: If they fell forward, they`d...

A mother travelled 2000 miles to see her only son getting Air Force wings and getting married on the same day. After marriage the son thanked her for coming all the way.
"It meant so much to me...

"Sister Ann, aren`t you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach. "Why, no Father," answered the nun...

A man was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. Unfortunately, he broke his last good one. Looking at the six useless umbrellas in his umbrella stand, he decided to take them all in and have them repaired. On the bus on the way home...

On a cold winter day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. "Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman.
"Give him a heart massage...

Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what`s the matter...

In the days when you couldn`t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India She was registered to stay in a small guest house ownedby the local Schoolmaster. She was concerned as to...