Clean Jokes

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination...

A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he`d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if was really as large and delicious as he was making...

She said: A bricklayer at my husbands construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. "I`m sick and tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted...

A woman from Michigan and another from the East coast were seated side-by-side on an airplane. The woman from Michigan, being friendly and all, said, "So, where are you from...

On one fine sunny day, Akbar and Birbal were taking a leisurely walk in the palace gardens. Suddenly, Akbar thought of testing Birbal`s wits by asking him a tricky question. Emperor asked Birbal...

A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man...

This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one that`s in, sends players out one at a time, to see if they can get in before they get out. If they get out before they get in...

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn...

There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish. They politely say to each other, "You may choose first...

What`s the need to arrest Vijay Mallya? He has anyway spent most of his life behind bars.

What do you call people who don`t believe in going to the gym?