An Expensive Fishing Trip

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune...

Trucker's Order

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid...

Moms will be Moms...

Issac Newton`s mother - "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
Archimedes`s mother - "Didn`t you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka...

A Kick Under the Table

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table...

Revenge of the Nurse

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hair...

Chicken Gun

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the frequent...

God Will Provide

A nice girl brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiance to his study for a chat...

The Fastest Thing

Four men applied for the same job and were equally qualified so the interviewer decided to ask them one extra question to display their creativity: "What is the fastest thing...

Backlog of Prayers

God is happy! He has cleared all the backlog of prayers of his devotee`s.
1. Kids: I wish we had no school and play all day. - Done
2. Women: I want the undivided attention of my husband..

Precious Memories

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single wor...