Clean Jokes

There was once a Sheep Farmer who needed help with his farm, especially, the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male Sheep to keep them from breeding with the Females...

An elderly Jewish man is bumped by a car while crossing the street. He is seemingly unhurt, but his wife persuades him to go to the doctor, just in case. He returns home, and his wife says...

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate...

In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court...

A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years -- chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue of Chemistry in Britain, a university chemistry...

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I`ve had enough and have left you...don`t bother coming after me." Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction...

Ek Baar Main Apni Sunder Si Padosan Ke Saath Ek Park Mein Gaya. Hum Ekant Main Baith Gaye Aur Yahan-Vahan Ki Baatein Karne Lage. Thodi Der Ke Baad Vo Boli Ki Ab Kya Karein? Maine Kaha Ki Ek Joke Sunata Hun...

During a robbery in America, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don`t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called...

A young boy enters the barber shop and Bill Soprovitch the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill...

"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Johnny, "there`s something I can`t figure out."
"What`s that, Johnny?" asked Goldblatt.
"Well, according to the Bible, the Children...