Hospital Bill
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency...
Prayers Accepted
A college student wrote a letter home: Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels...
Same Old Excuse
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said, "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college....
Husband Counters in Malls
Shopping Malls Me Patni Ke Peeche Peeche Bina Kaam Ke Ghumte Husbands Ko Dekhkar Bada Hi Taras Aata Hai Aur Dukh Bhi Hota Hai. Malls Mein Baithne Ki Suvidha Bhi Nahi Hoti. Isliye In Shopping Malls Ke Managers...
Language Barriers
A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attendants. With his limited English he did not fully understand...
Magical Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing. He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did. The guy walked out of the store...
Male Companion Wanted
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls: "Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play...
NewZealanded
Father: What happened to your results? Son: I have been NEWZEALANDED.
Father: What?!!!! What do you mean? Son: Dad, Myself and another boy both scored exactly same marks...
Stealing Underwears
An underwear making company was having a tough time with stock theft. On departure for home, all workers` bags were searched and everything always seemed OK. All security measures one can think of were...
Magic Window
Two guys are sitting at a bar. "You know why I love this bar?" asks the first one.
"No," says the second guy. "Why do you love this bar?"
The first guy points at the window, which is six stories...