I Dare You
At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember...
The Happy Hangover
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company`s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn`t taste like alcohol at all. He didn`t even remember how he got home...
Going Too Slow!
Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns...
Liars or Lawyers
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party. "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.
"Try to fix it if it`s big; ignore it if it`s insignificant...
Sloppy Handwriting
A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I`m sorry to bother you, but could you address this postcard for me...
Don't Shave
I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not...
Father's Ashes
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend. As her friend is standing in the living room next to the fireplace...
The Clarinet Player
A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven`t seen you in ages! How have you been?"
"Well," George replies..
Stages of Drunkenness
Stage 1 - This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course...
Winnie the Pooh?
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use `big people` words," she`d always remind them...