A Lawyer Never Lies
A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house...
Squeeze Out
The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him. The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran out into a beer glass...
Shadi Ka Darr
Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Bujurg Se Pucha Ki Aapne Jeevan Bhar Shadi Kyun Nahin Ki? Wo Bujurg Bola: Mein Tumko Ek Chota Sa Kissa Sunata Hun. Ye Baat Meri Jawani Ke Time Ki Hai. Mein Ek Party Mein Gaya Tha. Wahan Anjaane Mein...
A Tricky Question
Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is...
Purebred Police Dog
My friend, a recent widower, thought it might be a good idea to get himself a dog for a bit of companionship. Checking out the pet ads in the local newspaper he came across one that read: "Purebred Police Dog...
The Incredible Golf Ball
These two guys were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, "Hey, why don`t you try this ball?"
He draws a green golf ball out of his bag...
Rules Are Rules
A makeshift temple had been built by jawans in a forward post area border and every evening they used to assemble there for puja. When the CO joined them one evening, he was surprised to find the image of Lord Krishna...
FM's Favourite Sport
A journalist, who was fed up with the state of the Indian Economy, decided to ask the views of FM Arun Jaitley on sports instead of Indian economy. He asked, "Dear FM, which game do you like...
Glamour of Show Business
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening...
Biwi Ka Khauf!!!
Mandir Mein Raat Ko Bhajan Aur Kirtan Ka Programme Tha. Suresh Ka Dil Kara Raha Tha Jaane Ka Lekin Uski Patni Ne Mana Karte Hue Kaha: Tum Pata Nahi Kab Tak Aoge, Late Ho Jaoge. Mein Kab Tak....