The Incredible Golf Ball
These two guys were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, "Hey, why don`t you try this ball?"
He draws a green golf ball out of his bag...
Rules Are Rules
A makeshift temple had been built by jawans in a forward post area border and every evening they used to assemble there for puja. When the CO joined them one evening, he was surprised to find the image of Lord Krishna...
FM's Favourite Sport
A journalist, who was fed up with the state of the Indian Economy, decided to ask the views of FM Arun Jaitley on sports instead of Indian economy. He asked, "Dear FM, which game do you like...
Glamour of Show Business
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening...
Biwi Ka Khauf!!!
Mandir Mein Raat Ko Bhajan Aur Kirtan Ka Programme Tha. Suresh Ka Dil Kara Raha Tha Jaane Ka Lekin Uski Patni Ne Mana Karte Hue Kaha: Tum Pata Nahi Kab Tak Aoge, Late Ho Jaoge. Mein Kab Tak....
Adhura Pyaar
Kal Shaam Mein Apne Ek Dost Ke Saath Baitha Peg Laga Raha Tha. 3-4 Peg Lagane Ke Baad Vo Bhai Kuch Senti Sa Ho Gaya Aur Bola: Yaar... Kal Meri Premika Ki Beti 21 Saal Ki Ho Jayegi. Maine Kaha: Toh Kya....
High Hopping Kangaroo
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence...
My ITR Has Been Rejected
My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for `Number of Dependents on you?`, I replied: "65% of population who doesn`t pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants...
Baarish Ho Rahi Hai
Aaj Office Se Aakar Jab Mein Bahar Apni Balcony Mein Baitha Toh Mausam Ekdum Suhawana Ho Gya Aur Baarish Bhi Shuru Ho Gayi. Maine Apni Patni Se Kaha: Arey Sunti Ho... Dekho Bahar Kya Mast Baarish Ho Rahi Hai...
The Slowest Worker Ever
A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper...