Clean Jokes

During a simulated attack, the troops have to defend themselves against an imaginary enemy, as the sergeant calls it. Bawling out orders, he notices that one recruit shows little response...

1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline.
2. Mayawati ctrl+all+dalit
3. My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30; it`s a do or dhai...

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Shaadi Karna Chahte The, Par Unhe Darr Tha Ke Ladki Ke Maa Baap Love Marriage Ke Liye Nahi Maanenge.
Ladki Ne Iss Mamle Me Apne Gharwalo Se Baat Kari, Lekin Vo Toh Ek Hi Baar Me Maan Gaye....

A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?"
"I`m a fireman," his old friend replies.
"Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman...

The CEO of a large multinational company fell ill on a day when he had tickets to see a grand concert. As a gesture of kindness, he gave the tickets to the company`s Efficiency Expert to enjoy the concert with his wife...

Jennifer`s wedding day was fast approaching. Her parents divorced, but that never stopped her from wanting to get married. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear. A week later, Jennifer was horrified...

Q: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and...

At a boat rental concession, the manager went to the lake`s edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up."
Several minutes passed, but the boat didn`t return.

At a boat rental concession, the manager went to the lake`s edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up."
Several minutes passed, but the boat didn`t return.

A woman was driving an old Honda City car when she mistakenly hit a 2017 Range Rover Evoke. The lady came out from her Range Rover insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair...