Clean Jokes

Two businessmen in New York were standing around and taking a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn`t ready, and didn`t even have the shelves set up. One commented to the other...

Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year`s office party. She was sooooo drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife...

An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped down the back of her dress. She asked...

Pakistan Government denies that it ever sent a cricket team to Birmingham. It says the evidence provided by India is doctored. It challenges India to produce "unequivocal evidence...

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation...

Normal Politician: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Shashi Tharoor: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised...

A man is in court. Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you`ll have to give us a damn good reason."
Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her...

This, apparently, is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.
Dear Sirs,
I`m in the process of...

Verne was teeing off from the men`s tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman`s tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his...

Q: What do you call dental X-rays?
A: Tooth pics .
Q: What do you call a group of babies?
A: An infantry.
Q: Did you...